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Why is it that no matter how many pairs of underwear we own, we always end up wearing the same few favorites? It's like the others are just backup dancers in the underwear drawer musical.
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Why do underwear manufacturers put tags on the inside that are determined to make us itch in the most inconvenient places? It's like they're secretly in cahoots with the laundry industry.
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You ever notice how buying new underwear feels like a fresh start? It's like, "I might not have my life together, but at least my underwear game is strong!
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The sheer panic when you realize you're down to your last pair of clean underwear is unmatched. It's a race against time, and suddenly doing laundry becomes the most urgent mission in your life.
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Laundry day is like a game of strategic planning. You look at your underwear drawer and think, "Okay, which ones can last another day, and which ones are about to stage a rebellion?
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You ever put on a pair of underwear that's a little too snug and think, "Is this what being a sausage feels like?" It's like trying to fit into a fashion statement that's just a size too ambitious.
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I don't trust people who say they enjoy buying underwear. I mean, who are these folks skipping through the lingerie section like it's a meadow of happiness? I feel like I'm on a covert mission every time.
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I recently organized my underwear drawer, and I realized I have a whole section dedicated to the "lucky pair." You know, the one you wear when you want the universe to cut you some slack.
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The key to a successful relationship is finding someone who accepts your weird underwear habits. You know it's true love when they don't judge you for having that one pair with questionable elastic.
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