7 Jokes For Ugliest

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Updated on: Jul 21 2024

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I told my plant it's the ugliest in the garden. Now it's not growing – it's having a photosynthesis crisis!
What's the ugliest animal on the farm? The buffalo. It's always making a mess-a-lot!
Why did the mirror break? It couldn't handle reflecting the world's ugliest face!
Why did the ugly sweater go to therapy? It couldn't handle the constant rejection during the holidays!
I heard there's a beauty contest for the ugliest people. I applied and got rejected. They said even their standards have limits!
Why did the ugly duckling become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to quack everyone up!
I told my cat it's the ugliest feline on the block. Now it's giving me the cold shoulder, or should I say, the cold paw!

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