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The Calendar
Trying to stay relevant in the digital age.
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I asked my calendar if it wanted to go out for Twosday, and it said, "Nah, I'm more of a 'hanging on the wall' type, not a 'hanging out' type.
The Pen
Feeling neglected in the age of touchscreens and digital notes.
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My pen and I are in couples therapy. It's upset because I've been seeing other writing utensils. I tried to explain that it's not them; it's me... and my constant need for convenience.
The To-Do List
Constantly being ignored and overshadowed by more exciting plans.
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Twosday is like a battlefield for my to-do list. It's standing there, surrounded by canceled plans and abandoned resolutions, saying, "Really? Again?
The Alarm Clock
Feeling unappreciated and being constantly snoozed.
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I told my alarm clock I wanted to sleep until Twosday, and it got confused. It thought I meant two in the morning. We really need to work on our communication.
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