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Why did the two Irishmen bring a pencil to the bar? In case they needed to draw some spirits!
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Why did the two Irishmen bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the two Irishmen bring a pack of cards to the bar? In case there was a flush!
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Why did the two Irishmen become archaeologists? They heard there was a great Celt buried somewhere!
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Why did the two Irishmen bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the two Irishmen go to the movie theater? Because they heard it was rated P for 'Potato'!
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Why did the two Irishmen start a landscaping business? They wanted to make a green impact!
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Why did the two Irishmen start a band? They wanted to make some sham-rock music!
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Why did the two Irishmen bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the two Irishmen bring a car door to the desert? So they could roll down the window if it got too hot!
Lucky Charms
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You know, two Irishmen talking about luck is like a leprechaun debating the value of his pot of gold. They were discussing luck so much, I think they almost convinced themselves that catching a four-leaf clover was an Olympic sport!
Irish Wisdom
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Ever seek advice from two Irishmen? They'll give you so much wisdom, you'll leave with a pint of Guinness and a proverb about life being like a box of shamrocks – you never know which one's going to bring you good luck!
Irish Hospitality
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Two Irishmen welcoming you is like getting a bear hug from a leprechaun – it's warm, it's full of stories, and before you know it, you're sipping tea while debating the best way to catch rainbows!
Irish Logic
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Ever notice how two Irishmen can argue about anything? I saw these two debating whether the grass was greener on the other side. Turns out, it was just a dispute between two Irish lawns!
Irish Ingenuity
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I love how resourceful two Irishmen can be. I overheard them discussing how to make a million dollars in one day. Their idea? Start with two million and open an Irish-themed amusement park called Paddy's Pot o' Gold.
The Irish Guide to Romance
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I heard these two Irishmen discussing romance. They said, If you want to impress someone, just recite a poem and offer them a pint. I guess that explains why there's always a poet at every pub!
Irish Cheers
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Two Irishmen can turn any conversation into a toast. They were arguing about politics, and suddenly, it turned into a Here's to the politicians – may they have the truth in their pockets and a shamrock up their sleeves!
The Irish Coin Toss
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Two Irishmen were trying to make a decision, so they resorted to an Irish coin toss. It's not heads or tails; it's potato or Guinness foam. That decision took longer than their debate!
Two Irishmen Walk Into a Bar
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So, these two Irishmen stroll into a bar, and the bartender says, What'll it be? One of them replies, Make it a double... entendre. We're here for the craic!
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