5 Jokes For Two Ants

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 27 2024

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Ant-repreneur Ants

Two ants attempting to start their own business
Their business plan was so bad, even the ant-eaters rejected it. Turns out, nobody wants to invest in an ant farm-fresh produce stand.

Ant-ique Collectors

Two ants collecting random objects from human picnics
I tried to join their collection club, but apparently, my old chewing gum doesn't qualify as a valuable relic. They said it lacked "stick-to-it-iveness.

Reality Show Ant-ics

Two ants starring in their own reality show
The show's ratings are through the roof. Who knew watching ants argue over who stole the last crumb could be so entertaining? It's like "Ant Shore.

Ant-y Social Ant

Two ants trying to socialize but failing miserably
I tried to teach the ants a dance move, but they just ended up doing the hokey-pokey. Apparently, they were too "in-ant-imate" for anything fancy.

Ant-agonistic Rivalry

Two ants competing for the attention of the same queen
I overheard them arguing about who has the bigger thorax. I didn't know ants were so body-conscious. They're like the Kardashians of the insect world.

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