7+ Best One Liners Jokes About twitter and facebook

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I told my friend I'm on a Twitter diet. He asked, 'Is that where you only tweet low-calorie thoughts?

I told my friend I'm writing a novel on Twitter. He asked, 'Is it a short story or just limited to 280 characters?

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and then I tweet about it on Twitter and post it on Facebook.

I asked my computer if it had any social media advice. It said, 'Ctrl+Alt+Delete your ex-followers.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my Facebook feed.

I told my computer I needed a break from social media. It replied, 'Have you tried the off button?

My Facebook password is the same as my ATM pin. It's 1234. Because no one ever tries to withdraw their friendship.

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