8 Jokes For Turtle

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Updated on: Jul 29 2024

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How do turtles keep in touch? Through their shellular network!
What's a turtle's favorite game? Turtle tennis - it's slow but steady!
Why don't turtles ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're carrying your house on your back!
Why don't turtles make good chefs? They are too slow at making fast food!
Why was the turtle always happy? Because it takes life one step at a time!
Why do turtles love parties? Because they are always up for a good shell-abration!
What did the turtle say to motivate its friend? 'Shell yeah, you can do it!
Why did the turtle go to school? To get a little shell-ducation!

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