7 Jokes For Turntables

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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What did the turntable say to the vinyl record? 'You spin me right round, baby, right round!
How do you fix a broken turntable? With a little TLC - Tender Loving Calibration!
Why did the DJ bring a map to the party? To find the perfect 'turn' to drop the beat!
Why did the turntable break up with the CD player? It said, 'You keep spinning me right round, but I need a little change!
Why did the DJ bring a ladder to the party? To reach the high notes on the turntable!
Why did the turntable join a band? It wanted to spin its music career!
How does a turntable apologize? It says, 'I'm sorry if I've been a little 'off track' lately!

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