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The Job Interview Turner
When you're in a job interview and they ask if you can "turn things around."
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They wanted a "turnaround specialist." I didn't realize I was applying for a job or auditioning for a reality show. Do I get a rose if I successfully turn around the company culture?
The Light Switch Turner
When you're not sure whether it's on or off.
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You know you're an adult when turning off a light switch becomes a major life decision. "Do I really need the lights off, or can I live with this unnecessary brightness?
The U-Turn Driver
When the GPS says "make a U-turn" for the tenth time.
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The only U-turns I enjoy are the ones on game shows where they win you a fabulous prize. If only life had a "Wheel of Fortune" that could turn my bad decisions into a luxury vacation.
The TV Channel Turner
Searching for something to watch on TV.
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My TV remote has more buttons than a spaceship control panel. I just want to watch a show, not launch a satellite. It's a real struggle when there are so many options, but none of them seem worth the commitment.
The Pancake Turner
Flipping pancakes with precision.
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I was once told that the key to a successful pancake flip is confidence. So there I am, in the kitchen, chanting to myself, "You are the pancake master, you are the pancake master!" Spoiler alert: The pancake still ended up on the floor.
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