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Why did the turkey bring a pencil to dinner? It wanted to 'draw' attention!
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Why did the turkey bring a suitcase to dinner? It was ready to 'gobble' up and fly!
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What do you call a turkey that's always getting into trouble? A gobble-in!
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
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Why did the turkey break up with its partner? They had too many 'fowl' arguments!
Turkey Olympics
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Cooking a turkey is like hosting the Olympics in your kitchen. You've got the basting event, the roasting marathon, and let's not forget the synchronized timer setting. It's the only time my kitchen feels like a sports arena, and I'm just praying for a gold medal and not a burnt offering.
Turkey's Revenge
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Turkeys must have a secret society plotting against us. I mean, we've been eating them for centuries, and what do they do? They evolve! Have you seen those big, buff turkeys lately? I think they're hitting the gym, preparing for the day they fight back. Imagine a Thanksgiving where the turkeys serve us a restraining order instead of the other way around.
Turkey Tactics
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You ever notice how cooking a turkey is like planning a military operation? I mean, first, you've got to thaw it out – it's like negotiating a peace treaty with your freezer. Then, there's the battle with the giblets. It's the only war where you have to reach inside something to find your victory!
Turkey Time Travel
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You ever think about what Thanksgiving would be like in a time machine? You bring a turkey from the past to the future. Can you imagine the turkey's reaction when it sees the microwave? It would be like, Wait, I just spent centuries evolving to avoid the oven, and now you're telling me you have a magical box that can cook me in minutes?!
Turkey Therapy
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Cooking a turkey is therapeutic – for the turkey. It gets to soak in a hot tub, enjoy some aromatherapy with spices, and then take a nice nap in a warm, cozy oven. Meanwhile, I'm in the kitchen stressing out, questioning my life choices, and realizing that maybe I should have just ordered takeout.
Turkey Talk
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Why do we only talk to our turkeys on Thanksgiving? I mean, it's like, all year it's just sitting in the freezer, waiting for that one day when we finally acknowledge its existence. I tried having a conversation with one once, but it just gave me the cold shoulder – probably still mad about the stuffing incident.
Turkey Whisperer
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I tried talking to my Thanksgiving turkey before cooking it this year. I wanted to assure it that it wasn't personal, just business. But let me tell you, trying to comfort a turkey is like trying to console your GPS when it tells you to make a U-turn – it just doesn't understand, and it's definitely not changing its direction.
Turkey Tinder
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I think turkeys have their own version of Tinder – Gobbler. You know, where they swipe left on farms and right on free-range meadows. Imagine turkeys creating profiles, like, Looking for a human who appreciates dark meat and long walks on the farm.
Turkey Psychology
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I think turkeys are experts in reverse psychology. I mean, they act all juicy and delicious, but the moment you want to carve into them, they suddenly become the driest thing in the universe. It's like they went to the same school as my ex – master manipulators!
Turkey Traveler
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Turkeys must be the world's greatest travelers. Think about it – they go from farms to grocery stores, then hitch a ride to our homes. It's like they have a better travel itinerary than I do. Maybe we should hire them as travel agents – Turkey Tours: From Farm to Feast, with a layover in the oven.
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