7 Jokes For Tugs

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Updated on: Jul 09 2024

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What did the tugboat say to the lighthouse? 'You light up my harbor!
How does a tugboat apologize? It says, 'I'm sorry if I pulled you the wrong way!
Why do tugboats make terrible comedians? Their jokes always seem a bit 'watered down'!
I used to be a tugboat operator, but I quit. It just felt like my career was going in circles!
I told my friend I could imitate a tugboat. He said, 'Prove it!' So, I pulled him into a conversation!
Why do tugboats make great secret agents? They always know how to stay undercover!
I asked the tugboat if it could help with my problems. It said, 'I'm great at pulling, but I can't tow the line for you!

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