7 Jokes For Tsa

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Updated on: Jan 17 2025

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Why did the TSA agent get a pet parrot? To teach it how to say, 'No liquids over 3.4 ounces'!
What do TSA agents use to solve problems? Their 'carry-on' minds!
I thought about becoming a TSA agent, but I wasn't ready for the baggage!
Why did the TSA agent enroll in a music class? To learn how to conduct proper 'baggage checks'!
How do TSA agents stay grounded? They're always 'checking' things out!
What do you call a TSA agent who loves to garden? A frisk-taker!
Why did the TSA agent go to acting school? To learn how to handle extra baggage!

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