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The "trick or treat" concept is basically reverse home invasion. Instead of taking things, you're being pressured to give them out.
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You gotta admire the negotiation skills of a kid on Halloween. They arrive, say "trick or treat," and manage to secure a sugar transaction without any knowledge of economics or business. It's impressive, really.
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Trick or treat" is the only time where adults actually encourage their kids to beg at strangers' doors. Any other time of the year, that's frowned upon.
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You ever notice how "trick or treat" is the only time of year where you can't tell if someone's being generous or just trying to avoid having their house egged?
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You know, "trick or treat" is like the ultimate test for kids, right? They're essentially saying, "Hey, give me something good, or I'm gonna pull a prank on you." It's like a tiny mob at your doorstep.
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The concept of "trick or treat" is the original bartering system. Kids arrive at your doorstep and exchange potential mischief for sugar. It's like a tiny capitalism crash course.
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Trick or treaters are essentially tiny salespeople, right? They show up at your door with their pitch, "Candy for me, potential disaster for you. Choose wisely!
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The whole "trick or treat" ritual is hilarious. It's like kids are practicing for future negotiations. "I'll take a candy, but if you don't give me enough, I might just TP your house next year.
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I always wonder what goes through a parent's mind when a kid comes back home after trick or treating, dumping an entire bag of sweets on the floor. It's like a mini candy stock market crash.
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