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I told my friend a joke about equilateral triangles. It was all sides and no punchline!
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Why did the triangle apply for a job? It wanted to be a 'shape'-shifter!
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I told my geometry teacher a joke about triangles. She didn't laugh, but I think it was acute joke!
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How did the triangle propose to the square? With a diamond ring, of course!
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Why did the triangle go to the party alone? It couldn't find a suitable plus one.
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What do you call a triangle that's always ready for a fight? Acute triangle – it's always looking for trouble!
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I tried to make friends with a geometry book once, but all it had to offer was drama. I mean, have you heard about the love triangle between the acute angle, the obtuse angle, and the right angle? It's a real acute love affair!
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I was dating someone who believed in love triangles. It was so complicated, we had to draw a diagram just to figure out who was mad at whom. Spoiler alert: it was always me!
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The Bermuda Triangle is like the VIP section of the ocean. You enter, and suddenly your ship is on the guest list – never to be seen again!
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I tried to become a professional triangle player, but the only gigs I got were in isosceles bars. Apparently, they have a thing for unequal sides and acute music tastes!
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My GPS tried to take me through the Bermuda Triangle once. I told it, 'I've seen enough sci-fi movies to know that's a hard pass.' I prefer my vacations without a side of mysterious disappearances, thank you very much!
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I bought a musical instrument shaped like a triangle. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but now I realize it's just a gateway drug to the dangerous world of polygon addiction!
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Ever notice how the Bermuda Triangle and my laundry room have a lot in common? Socks go in, but they never come out. It's like they're on a secret mission to sock paradise!
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I saw a horror movie about a haunted triangle. It was called 'The Triforce of Terror.' Let me tell you, it's scarier than any ghost – especially when it starts calculating the hypotenuse of your nightmares!
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I asked my math teacher if triangles have a sense of humor. She said, 'Only if you're acute observer.' Well, I guess I'll just have to take my chances and hope they don't go off on a tangent!
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