7 Jokes For Tres

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Updated on: Jun 17 2024

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I tried juggling three balls. It was a 'tres'mendous success – until I dropped them!
I started telling a joke about 'tres' but realized it was too much to 'tres'pass!
I bought a 'tres' stylish shirt the other day. Sadly, it was too punny for my taste!
I met a Spanish-speaking skunk today. It said '¡Uno, dos, TRES!' before spraying!
Why was the number three upset at the race? Because it wanted to come in 'tres' place!
Why was the number three late for the party? It couldn't find its 'tres'-ure map!
I told my friend I was learning Spanish. Now I can count to 'tres' - one, two, amigo!

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