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The Traffic Cone Philosopher
Reflecting on the profound existence of traffic cones
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I had a deep conversation with a traffic cone. It said, 'Life is short, but cones are shorter.' That's some cone-fucius level wisdom right there.
The Traffic Cone Detective
Investigating mysterious disappearances of traffic cones
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I set up a hidden camera to catch the traffic cone thief. Turns out, it was the neighborhood squirrel. Now I have a cone-loving rodent on my hands.
The Traffic Cone Fashionista
Dealing with the fashion challenges of traffic cone accessories
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I wore a traffic cone as a necklace to a party. Everyone thought it was avant-garde until I got stuck in the door. Turns out, high fashion has low mobility.
The Traffic Cone Hugger
Overly affectionate feelings towards traffic cones
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I hugged a traffic cone for good luck. Now I have a restraining order from the entire construction site. Apparently, cones have rights too.
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