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The Overly Enthusiastic Tour Guide
Managing unrealistic expectations
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Explaining history to tourists is like writing a choose-your-own-adventure book. I just nod and say, "Yes, that ancient rock was once a spaceship.
The Jaded Street Performer
Unimpressed by tourist reactions
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A tourist asked me if my disappearing act was real magic. I told him it's the same magic that makes their money disappear into our local economy.
The Local Resident
Dealing with clueless tourists
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Trying to explain local street signs to a tourist is like teaching quantum physics to a cat. "No, sir, the one-way sign is not a suggestion!
The Grumpy Taxi Driver
Navigating through clueless tourists
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Tourists rely on GPS, but I know my city better than my own reflection. Once a tourist told me to turn left, and I said, "No, thanks, I've been married before.
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