bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why did the Maple Leaf fan become a gardener? They heard the Leafs could never make it past the second round!
0
0
Why did the Toronto Maple Leaf player bring a calendar to the game? To finally mark their playoff spot!
0
0
Why did the Toronto Maple Leaf bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the championship was up for grabs!
0
0
Why did the Toronto Maple Leaf apply for a job at the bakery? They heard they kneaded dough!
0
0
Why did the Toronto Maple Leaf player go to music school? To learn how to break a hockey stick in perfect harmony!
0
0
Why did the Maple Leaf fan bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
0
0
Why did the Toronto Maple Leaf bring a pencil to the game? In case they needed to draw a penalty!
0
0
Why did the Maple Leaf player bring a suitcase to the game? They wanted to pack in a few points!
0
0
If the Toronto Maple Leafs were a restaurant, they'd have a special dish called 'The Heartbreak Special' – served every postseason with a side of shattered dreams!
0
0
I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs are considering a new mascot – a four-leaf clover. You know, just to increase their chances of getting past the first round!
0
0
Toronto Maple Leafs fans have developed a unique skill – the art of finding hope in the midst of impending doom. It's like they majored in optimism with a minor in disappointment!
0
0
If the Toronto Maple Leafs were a movie, it would be a suspense thriller – every season leaves you on the edge of your seat wondering if this is the year they finally figure out how to win!
0
0
The Toronto Maple Leafs are so good at choking, I heard they're considering rebranding as the Toronto Heimlichs!
0
0
The Toronto Maple Leafs – because nothing says 'winning' like consistently making your fans question their life choices!
0
0
The Toronto Maple Leafs are the real-life embodiment of 'Groundhog Day.' Every season, they wake up, make the playoffs, and then experience the same heartbreaking ending over and over again!
0
0
I asked a Toronto Maple Leafs fan what it's like supporting the team. They said it's like being a vegetarian lion – you know you're not going to feast, but you stick around for the salad just in case!
0
0
Toronto Maple Leafs' strategy: Make the playoffs, get everyone's hopes up, and then vanish quicker than my will to exercise!
Post a Comment