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I've got a dilemma, folks. My dentist told me to change my toothbrush every three months. Fair enough, right? But here's the problem – I can't remember when I last changed it. It's like playing a game of dental Russian roulette every time I pick it up. And then there's
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You know, I recently found myself in a relationship with my toothbrush. Yeah, we've been together for quite some time now, and let me tell you, it's been a rocky relationship. I mean, I think we need couples counseling. Every morning, it's this intense dance we do in the bathroom.
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My toothbrush has this rebellious streak. I swear, every time I put it back in its holder, it's plotting its escape. I'll wake up in the morning, and the toothbrush is on the bathroom floor, like it had a wild party with the dental floss and mouthwash. I'm convinced it's
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Have you seen these high-tech toothbrushes nowadays? I mean, my toothbrush is so old school; it probably has a pension plan. But these new ones, they've got Bluetooth, app connectivity, and God knows what else. I just want my toothbrush to clean my teeth, not send me notifications about my
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