6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About tokyo

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I asked a Tokyo taxi driver if he knew a shortcut. He replied, 'Sure, turn left at Mount Fuji and straight through the cherry blossoms!

I told my friend I visited Tokyo, and they asked if I saw any pandas. I said, 'No, wrong bamboo-zle!

I tried to write a haiku about Tokyo, but I ended up just counting syllables. Oops!

Why do Tokyo cats make terrible liars? Because they always get caught in a 'paw'-sit!

I ordered sushi in Tokyo, and they brought me a bill. I guess it was 'roe'-mantic!

I told my friend I could make a building disappear in Tokyo. He said, 'You can't be serious!' I replied, 'Oh, but I can be Japan-ious!

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