7 Jokes For Toe

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Updated on: Mar 25 2025

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Why did the toe file a police report? It got mugged!
Why did the toe bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a podiatrist who fixes smartphones? A toe-technician!
My toes were having a meeting. The big toe said, 'Let's stick together!' The little toe disagreed, saying, 'I'm toe-tally independent!
I got my toe stuck in the faucet. Now every time I turn it on, it's toe-tally unexpected!
What do you call a toe with a sense of humor? A stand-up toedian!
What did the toe say to the sock during an argument? 'You're stepping all over me!

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