7 Toddlers That Are Really Funny Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 21 2025

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Why did the toddler refuse to share the toys? Because sharing is 'child's play'!
How does a toddler answer the phone? With toddler-ance!
What do you call a toddler who takes up acting? A little drama king!
Why did the toddler bring a suitcase to daycare? He wanted to pack for a nap-cation!
Why did the toddler bring a magnifying glass to daycare? To make small friends look even smaller!
What's a toddler's favorite kind of exercise? The 'toy pick-up' workout!
What's a toddler's favorite game at the dinner table? Peek-a-boo with the vegetables!

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