20 Jokes For Tip Jar

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Updated on: Aug 02 2024

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What's a tip jar's favorite dance move? The cha-cha-change! 💃💰
Why did the tip jar become an artist? It wanted to draw in more money! 🎨💰
Why did the tip jar start a band? It wanted to make some serious change! 🎤💵
What did the tip jar say to the spare change? 'You really make cents!' 😂💵
Why did the tip jar go to therapy? It had too many issues with loose change! 🛋️💰
Why did the tip jar apply for a job? It wanted a steady income, not just tips and dips! 🤑💼
Why did the tip jar get promoted? It had a great sense of currency! 📈💰
What did the tip jar say to the lazy coins? 'You need to pull your weight around here!' 😴💰
What do you get when you cross a tip jar with a comedian? A hilarious jar of tips! 😄💰
What do you call a tip jar that tells jokes? A pun-dit jar! 😄💸

The Tip Jar's College Fund

Tried saving for my kid's college fund by turning his piggy bank into a tip jar. Now, whenever guests come over, they're like, Wow, your son must be a musical prodigy! Nah, he just lost his savings to my bad jokes.

Tip Jar Therapy

Took my tip jar to therapy. The therapist asked, Why does it look so empty? I said, Well, I guess people just don't appreciate my puns. The therapist nodded, That's a tip for you: Always read the room.

The Misadventures of the Tip Jar

You know, I tried putting a Tip Jar on my desk at home, but all it got me was my cat depositing toy mice in it. At least she's appreciating my humor, or she thinks I'm just a cheap date.

The Tip Jar's Rebellion

My tip jar staged a rebellion last week. Said it was tired of holding mere coins. So, I told it to aim higher. Now it's holding onto my dreams. And they weigh a lot more.

The Hipster Tip Jar

Saw a barista with a tip jar that said, Tips or organic vibes. I dropped in a fidget spinner. It's a vintage 2017 model; it's practically an antique.

The Tip Jar's Vacation

You ever wonder where your tip jar goes on vacation? I imagine it on a beach somewhere, sipping a margarita, probably tipping the bartender. It's living its best life, while I'm here, just living.

Tip Jar at the DMV

Went to the DMV, saw a tip jar there. I thought, For what? For the opportunity to wait longer? I tipped them a fortune cookie with a message: Patience is a virtue, or so they say.

The Tip Jar's Therapy Session

I once overheard my tip jar talking to my piggy bank. The tip jar said, You know, sometimes, I feel like I'm just collecting dust. The piggy bank replied, At least you're not collecting lint like me!

The Lost Tip Jar Chronicles

Ever lose your tip jar? Yeah, I did. Now I have a tip for you: Never place it next to a magician. One moment it's there, the next... voila! It's under a hat.

Tip Jar in Space

They're talking about colonizing Mars, right? I bet you there'll be a tip jar on the spaceship. Thank you for traveling to a desolate, uninhabited planet. Please, tip generously. The atmosphere won't be the only thing getting thin.

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