7 Jokes About Timing Is Everything

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Updated on: Jan 28 2025

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Why did the comedian go to jail? He couldn't stop cracking up at the wrong time – it was pun-ishment!
I asked the genie for a long memory and good timing. Now I always remember the perfect comeback – a day later!
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' Timing, my friend, timing!
I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, 'Timing is everything.' Apparently, it's programmed with dad jokes.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Talk about timing, those little particles!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Timing, my friends, timing!
My friend said I should embrace my mistakes. So I hugged him. It seems timing is crucial in giving advice!

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