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Why did the scientist refuse to believe in time travel? He found it too time-consuming to wrap his head around it.
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Why did the snail start a time management course? It wanted to avoid a slow and time-consuming lifestyle.
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I started watching a show about clocks, but it was so time-consuming; every episode was about how time flies!
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Why did the stopwatch break up with the calendar? It found their relationship too time-consuming; they couldn't sync up!
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Why was the history book upset? It found studying for exams too time-consuming.
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Why did the watch go to therapy? Because it had too many ticks and found it time-consuming.
Fitness Fiasco
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Started a new workout routine. It promised, Just 20 minutes a day for a six-pack! Well, after a month, I have a one-pack and the nickname Tortoise at the gym. Time-consuming exercise? More like a lifetime commitment to avoiding mirrors.
Bureaucracy Blues
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Ever dealt with bureaucracy? I filled out so many forms once that the government sent me a certificate for being a professional pen-clicker. Time-consuming? I aged two decades just waiting for the line to move.
Traffic Trials
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Traffic, huh? Sat in a jam for so long once that I wrote a novel, learned the ukulele, and named the cars around me. Time-consuming? I formed friendships with fellow commuters and started a support group for people living in their cars.
Crafty Catastrophes
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Got into arts and crafts. The tutorial said, Simple project, 10 minutes. I'm now stuck in a room filled with glitter, feathers, and a half-made Pinterest fail that resembles a birdhouse designed by Picasso. Time-consuming? More like a lifetime ban from the local craft store.
Relationship Riddles
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Relationships are like puzzles, you know? Spent hours trying to figure out why my partner was upset. Turns out, it was something I said four years ago when we were in line at a theme park. Time-consuming? I'm now majoring in time-traveling apologies.
Tech Trouble
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Ever tried to set up a smart home system? Spent an entire weekend yelling at Alexa, who seemed to be on vacation in some WiFi Bermuda Triangle. Time-consuming? It's easier to train a goldfish to play the piano than to get these gadgets to work.
Gardening Glitches
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I thought gardening would be therapeutic. Spent hours planting seeds, watering, nurturing... and waiting. Three weeks later, I had a tiny sprout and a full-blown relationship with a scarecrow. Time-consuming? Let's just say patience isn’t my virtue; I’m more of an instant coffee guy.
DIY Dilemmas
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Anyone into DIY projects? I decided to assemble a bookshelf. The instructions said, Easy assembly, 30 minutes. Two days later, I was surrounded by screws, half-finished shelves, and an existential crisis. Time-consuming? It's now a permanent exhibit in my living room dedicated to unfinished dreams.
Time Travel Troubles
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You ever wish you could time travel? I tried it once. Spent hours just trying to figure out how to set the date on my DeLorean. Time-consuming, indeed. Ended up in the Middle Ages where I was burned at the stake for being a wizard with a weird-looking car.
Cooking Conundrums
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I attempted to cook a five-star meal the other day. Got a recipe that said, Prep time: 15 minutes. Three hours later, I was still chopping onions. Time-consuming? More like soul-consuming. And the dish? Well, it was a 5-hour journey to a perfectly burnt mess.
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