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Timbuktu's like the unicorn of cities. Everyone's heard of it, but has anyone actually met someone from there? "Oh, you're from Timbuktu? Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England.
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I feel like "Timbuktu" is the secret answer grandparents give when you ask where they met. "Oh, we met in a little café in Timbuktu... sweet place, you wouldn't know it.
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Timbuktu is like the VIP section of imaginary cities. It's so exclusive that even the map gets shy about pointing it out.
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Timbuktu is the place you threaten to move to when you need a break. "That's it, I'm packing my bags and moving to Timbuktu!" It's the ultimate threat destination.
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You know, Timbuktu's that one place that could be next door, across the country, or on another planet, and we'd all just nod and accept it. It's the Swiss Army knife of distant places.
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Timbuktu has this aura of secrecy. It's like the Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory of destinations—everybody's heard of it, but nobody's been there.
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You ever notice how "Timbuktu" feels like the international placeholder for a place that's so far away and mysterious? Like, it's the ultimate, "Yeah, sure, I'll do that when I move to Timbuktu" destination.
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Timbuktu sounds like the place your GPS pretends you're heading to when it's recalculating. "In 500 feet, turn left... toward Timbuktu.
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Timbuktu feels like the default setting for any treasure hunt. "First clue: head to Timbuktu. Oh, thanks, that's super helpful.
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