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The Tiler in a Haunted House
When the tiler gets hired to work in a spooky, haunted mansion.
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Imagine trying to grout when the ghost of a Victorian maid is giving you decorating advice. She's like, "Oh, darling, those tiles clash horribly with the wallpaper. I'd go for something more ethereal, like an ectoplasmic beige.
The Tiler's Tinder Troubles
When the tiler tries to impress dates with his tile-related humor.
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I once told a girl, "I'm like a perfect tile job – smooth, durable, and I'll never let you down." She looked at me and said, "Well, let's hope your jokes are better than your tiling skills." Ouch.
The Tiler Turned Detective
When the tiler discovers a hidden message in the tiles.
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The client asked me to remove some tiles in the basement, and I find a trapdoor. I open it, and there's a staircase leading to a secret room. I'm thinking, "I signed up for tiling, not the sequel to the Da Vinci Code.
The Perfectionist Tiler
When the perfectionist tiler encounters an imperfect world.
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I recently tiled my patio, and the neighbor's cat decided to do a moonwalk on it. Now I have this feline Michael Jackson tribute permanently etched into my backyard. I guess I can say my patio is "purr-fectly" entertaining.
The Tiler's Apprentice
When the apprentice is more creative than the experienced tiler.
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The other day, the apprentice said, "Let's make the living room floor a dance floor!" I told him, "We don't need that; our family dance moves are embarrassing enough without a spotlight, thank you very much.
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