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The Forgetful Friend with Tickets
Constantly forgetting where they put the tickets.
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I've learned never to trust my friend with the tickets. I asked him to hold onto them, and the next thing I know, he's using them as bookmarks for his novel.
The Overly Enthusiastic Ticket Taker
Treating ticket collection like a championship sport.
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The ticket taker was so intense; I half-expected him to ask for my ticket, then whisper, "This way to Narnia" and usher me into a wardrobe.
The Speed Demon at the Ticket Counter
Trying to outrun the slowest cashier on the planet.
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The only race this guy has won is the one against himself to set the world record for the longest time to print a single ticket.
The Bargain-Hunting Ticket Buyer
Trying to score the best deal and ending up in the nosebleed section.
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My buddy told me about this amazing ticket deal. What he didn't mention was that the tickets were so cheap because they were printed in invisible ink. Good luck finding your seat!
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