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Thumb wars make you realize how intense a conflict can be without any actual physical harm. It's all fun and games until someone loses a thumb... war. Then it's just awkward.
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I realized thumb wars are just training for when you have to wrestle with those impossible-to-open plastic packages. It's like the universe is preparing us for the ultimate thumb battle against packaging ninjas.
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Thumb wars are like the Olympics of hand-to-hand combat for kids. We're just waiting for the day it gets its own category, and countries start competing for the title of thumb war champion. Imagine the opening ceremony – synchronized thumb twiddling and all!
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Thumb wars are the only place where people with hitchhiker's thumbs finally get the recognition they deserve. They're like, "Finally, my double-jointed superpower is useful in the world of miniature combat!
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You ever notice how thumb wars turn everyone into strategic masterminds? It's like a miniature version of Game of Thrones, but instead of dragons, we have opposable thumbs.
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Thumb wars are the only battles where the loser can't even hold their head high – mainly because their thumbs are too busy sulking. It's the only time defeat comes with a side of thumb-shame.
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You ever notice how thumb wars become a serious event after a few drinks? Suddenly, it's less about playful banter and more about settling ancient thumb disputes. It's the diplomatic solution we never knew we needed.
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You know, thumb wars are the only wars where the battlefield is a tabletop, and the casualties are your pride. It's like, "I will conquer you, tiny opponent! Oh no, wait, my thumb got ambushed!
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I played thumb war with my friend the other day, and it turns out, they're a sore loser. They called for a rematch and brought in their toes! Now it's a toe-thumb hybrid war. I didn't sign up for this evolution of battles.
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