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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Life advice in three words? Eat more vegetables. So, I decided to embrace a healthier lifestyle, but my taste buds have a different agenda. Now, whenever someone suggests grabbing a salad, I respond with the classic, Not right now. I guess my body is on a strict fast-food diet.
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I've condensed my life philosophy into three words: Pizza solves everything. But there's a catch - it only works when I'm in the mood for pizza. Any other time, my motto switches to Not right now. So basically, my life's a constant battle between cheesy joy and inconvenient reality.
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There are three words that define my mornings: Forgot my keys. It's like my brain goes on vacation when I leave the house. I've started turning it into a daily game. Will today be the day I remember my keys? The anticipation is killing me. Spoiler alert: Not right now.
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Dating profiles are like resumes, right? So, I updated mine with the ultimate three-word description: Not right now. It's my way of saying, I'm not emotionally available, but let's keep it mysterious. Surprisingly, it hasn't improved my dating life, but at least I've mastered the art of rejection in three words.
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I got a fortune cookie that changed my life with just three words: Learn from mistakes. So, every time I mess up, I look at the cookie and say, Not right now. It's become my go-to excuse for avoiding responsibility. Sorry boss, I can't complete the report - the fortune cookie said so.
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You know, relationships can be summed up in just three words: Not right now. Seriously, I've mastered the art of timing - I ask my partner a question, and the response is like a perfectly rehearsed sitcom. Honey, should we go out tonight? And there it is, the classic reply, Not right now. It's like I'm living with a magical fortune teller who predicts my social life.
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My GPS has a new feature - it's called Three Words. You type in your destination, and it gives you three words of encouragement like, You got this! But then, when you take a wrong turn, it doesn't hold back. Instead of recalculating, it just says, Not right now. I'm starting to think my GPS is more of a life coach than a navigation system.
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I recently started a diet, and it can be encapsulated in three words: No more chocolate. The problem is, my chocolate cravings are stronger than my willpower. So now, when someone offers me a piece of chocolate, I respond with the three magic words that define my struggle: Not right now. Spoiler alert: that chocolate never makes it to the later phase.
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You ever notice how productivity apps are like motivational speakers in disguise? I downloaded one that promised to transform my life in three words: Just do it. So now, when I'm procrastinating, I open the app, and it gives me a gentle nudge, Not right now. Well, apparently, my phone has joined the ranks of my unsupportive friends.
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I've discovered the secret to time travel, and it's hidden in three words: Snooze the alarm. Every morning, I embark on this thrilling journey where I try to delay the inevitable. The alarm goes off, and I whisper to myself, Not right now. Little did I know, my bed is actually a time machine set to the late setting.
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