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So, three blondes walk into an escape room, and I'm thinking, "Is this a setup for a joke or the beginning of a real-life Scooby-Doo mystery? And do they know that escape rooms are meant to be solved, not redecorated with confusion?
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Three blondes at a DIY store, arguing over the proper use of a level tool. One of them says, "Maybe it's for measuring how straight our hairstyles are?" I thought, "Well, it's essential to keep your hair and your shelves on the level – life's little balancing act.
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I was behind three blondes in line at the coffee shop, and they were having a debate about whether espresso was just a fancy word for "extra strong coffee" or if it was some secret society of tiny, hyperactive beans. I'm just there thinking, "Should I get involved or just let them unravel the mysteries of caffeine on their own?
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I overheard three blondes discussing how to tell time using an analog clock. One of them said, "The big hand points to the minutes, right?" I thought, "Well, that's one way to make every moment count, even if you're not sure when it happened.
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Three blondes in an elevator, trying to figure out if it was going up or down. One of them says, "Maybe it's one of those magical elevators that go sideways!" I thought, "Well, that would certainly make my commute more interesting.
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Three blondes were discussing the concept of "blondes have more fun." One of them said, "What if we're having so much fun that we forgot where we put our keys?" I thought, "Ah, the price of fun: a perpetual game of hide-and-seek with your belongings.
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You know, I recently saw three blondes walking into a bar together. I thought, "Are they plotting the ultimate blonde joke retaliation? Should I be worried or just order another drink and enjoy the show?
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Three blondes were trying to decide on a movie to watch, and the conversation went from romantic comedies to action films and then somehow landed on a documentary about the history of hair dye. I guess they wanted to explore their roots.
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I noticed three blondes at the gym, struggling to figure out the elliptical machines. It was like watching a synchronized dance of confusion. I wondered if they thought the gym was just an elaborate maze designed to test their cardio endurance and puzzle-solving skills.
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