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The most awkward moment of the holiday season is when someone gives you a present, and you didn't get them anything. It's like playing emotional Secret Santa, and I'm always losing that game.
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You know you're an adult when you're genuinely excited about getting socks for Christmas. It's like, "Wow, thanks for keeping my toes warm and my fashion sense on point, Grandma.
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Christmas sweaters are like a wearable version of dad jokes. You might cringe a little, but deep down, you appreciate the effort. Plus, they're the only thing keeping grandma's knitting needles in business.
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And speaking of ugly sweaters, have you noticed that the moment you put one on, everyone suddenly wants to take a family photo? It's like they're trying to capture the essence of holiday fashion faux pas for eternity.
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Christmas lights are like holiday makeup for houses. You spend hours putting them up, and by the end of the season, half of them have already given up on looking fabulous. I can relate.
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Can we talk about fruitcake for a moment? It's the only thing that's been regifted more times than the chia pet. I bet there's a secret society of fruitcakes passing through generations.
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You know Christmas is near when the grocery store starts playing "Jingle Bells" on repeat. I'm just trying to buy some milk, not audition for Santa's reindeer band.
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The struggle is real when you receive a gift that requires assembly. Nothing says "Happy Holidays" like spending Christmas morning with an Allen wrench and a side of frustration.
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Mistletoe – the original holiday awkwardness generator. Nothing like strategically avoiding certain doorways just to dodge an unwanted smooch. Who came up with this green menace?
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