6 Jokes For Thirty Seconds

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Updated on: Sep 04 2024

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I tried to build a house in thirty seconds. It ended up being a 'shelter in place' – more like a doghouse, really.
What did one stopwatch say to the other? 'I'll race you to the punchline, but only for thirty seconds!
Why did the bicycle fall over in thirty seconds? It was two-tired!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted in thirty seconds? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What's a clock's favorite movie? 'Forrest Tick' – it's about running time!
Why don't scientists trust atoms for more than thirty seconds? Because they make up everything!

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