5 Third Grade Students Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 07 2025

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The School Bus Driver

Maintaining order during the third-grade commute
You haven't lived until you've played referee for an argument over who gets the window seat. It's like the Super Bowl, but with juice box spills instead of Gatorade showers.

The Parent

Understanding the mysteries of third-grade homework
My child brought home a science project that required creating a model of the solar system. I told him, "Kid, when I was in school, Pluto was still a planet, and our solar system had fewer traffic jams!

The Lunch Lady

Navigating the fine line between nutritious and delicious
The struggle is real when kids trade their desserts. I overheard one kid saying, "I'll trade you my apple slices for your pudding cup." It's like the New York Stock Exchange but with juice boxes and fruit cups.

The Teacher

Balancing fun and discipline in the classroom
Trying to teach multiplication to third graders is tough. I asked, "If you have four apples and give two to your friend, what do you have?" Little Johnny in the back yells, "A way better chance at being the teacher's pet!

The Janitor

Battling the aftermath of arts and crafts
Do you know what it's like trying to get dried Play-Doh off the floor? It's like trying to clean up after a rainbow exploded. I need a scraper, a chisel, and maybe a magic spell.

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