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I tried to insult my thermos, but it just shrugged it off. It has thick skin, or maybe it's just insulated!
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What did the thermos say to the coffee cup? 'You're just a 'mug' for attention!
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I accidentally spilled coffee on my thermos. Now it's espresso-ting itself!
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Why did the thermos join a band? It had the best 'beat' to keep things hot!
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I tried to make a joke about thermoses, but it just didn't have the right 'seal' of approval!
Thermos Escape Plan
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My thermos is plotting its escape every morning. I can feel it. It sits there innocently on the counter, but deep down, it's dreaming of a world where it can roam free without the confinement of hot beverages. Thermos, the Houdini of the kitchen cabinet.
Thermos Olympics
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I swear, using a thermos should be an Olympic sport. The precision required to pour that scalding liquid into the tiny cup without burning your face off – it's like synchronized swimming but with more screaming.
Thermos Identity Crisis
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I'm convinced my thermos is having an identity crisis. Sometimes it thinks it's a soup container, and other times it's pretending to be a trendy water bottle. I'm just waiting for the day it decides it wants to be a microwave – that's when I'll really be impressed.
Thermos Conundrum
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You ever try explaining the concept of a thermos to someone from the 19th century? You see, it's a magical container that keeps your beverage hot or cold. They'd probably burn you at the stake for witchcraft. Thermos, the original forbidden potion.
Thermos Code
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Have you ever tried figuring out the secret thermos code? You know, the unsolvable mystery of whether the lid unscrews clockwise or counterclockwise. It's like trying to crack the Da Vinci Code, but with more spills and frustration.
Thermos Magic
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My thermos claims to keep liquids hot or cold. I think it's secretly a wizard in disguise. I mean, how else can it handle both extremes? If only it could cast a spell to find the coffee I misplaced last Tuesday.
Thermos Time Travel
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I bought a thermos claiming to keep things hot for 12 hours. I tested it by putting my coffee in there and forgot about it. When I opened it the next day, it was like I discovered a time capsule from yesterday's caffeine-fueled mania. Thermos, making yesterday's coffee taste even more regrettable.
Thermos Whisperer
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I've become the Thermos Whisperer in my office. People bring me their thermos troubles like I'm some mystical guru. My coffee's not hot anymore, oh wise one, what do I do? I tell them the ancient secret – microwave it and pray. Thermos problems, solved by the caffeinated sage.
Thermos Deception
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You know your day is off to a bad start when your thermos lies to you. Keeps drinks hot for hours, it says. But what it really means is, Hot for the first hour, lukewarm for the next three, and cold enough to disappoint you after that.
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