7+ Best Witty Jokes the weekend Jokes

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I'm training to be a professional skier on the weekends. It's an upward slope, but I'm going downhill fast!

Why don't weekends ever call in sick? Because they always work overtime!

I love weekends because they're proof that 'seconds' matter!

My weekend plans? Oh, just here, trying to escape reality. It's not working weekends either!

I'm allergic to weekends. Every time they roll around, I break out in chores!

My weekend mantra? 'Less Monday, more fun-day!

What's a computer's favorite day of the week? Friday. It gets to log off early!

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