7 The Stage Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 09 2025

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I told my friend I'm going to be an actor. He said, 'Are you playing around?
I tried to make a belt out of watches for my role as a time traveler. It was a waist of time!
I used to be a baker before becoming an actor. Now I'm just loafing around on stage!
I auditioned for a role as a window in a play. I really wanted to be a pane in the glass!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down, much like a good performance!
Why did the actor go to jail? Because he got caught in a bad act!
Why did the actor bring a ladder to the audition? Because the role required a step up!

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