7 Jokes About The President

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Updated on: Apr 03 2025

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Why did the president open a bakery? He wanted to create more dough for the economy!
Why did the president start a gardening club? He wanted to cultivate strong roots in the nation!
Why did the president become a chef? He wanted to whip up some bipartisan recipes in the kitchen!
Why did the president bring a calendar to the Oval Office? To keep track of his re-election dates!
Why did the president bring a map to the press conference? He wanted to navigate through all the tough questions!
I told my friend I can make a joke about any president. He said, 'Prove it.' So, I replied, 'Washington's the best state of mind!
I asked the president for his secret to staying calm during debates. He said, 'I just imagine the audience in their underwear, voting for me!

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