19 Jokes For The Pink Panther

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Updated on: Jul 09 2024

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Why did the Pink Panther open a bakery? It wanted to make 'paw-stries'!
What's the Pink Panther's favorite movie genre? 'Paw-suspense' thrillers!
What's the Pink Panther's favorite dance? The 'paw-salsa'!
Why did the Pink Panther go to therapy? It had too many 'claw'strophobic moments!
What do you call a pink cat with a great sense of humor? The Pink Panther-tomime artist!
Why did the Pink Panther bring a suitcase to the comedy club? It wanted to pack a punchline!
Why did the Pink Panther start a band? It wanted to play 'jazz-purr' music!
What do you call a detective Pink Panther? Sherlock Purr-lmes!
Why did the Pink Panther bring a pencil to the party? It wanted to draw attention!

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You know, I recently watched The Pink Panther, and I couldn't help but wonder if the detective was colorblind. I mean, you're on the hunt for a pink panther, and you end up chasing everything from a magenta mouse to a fuchsia ferret. It's like a real-life game of 'Guess the Pantone'!

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The Pink Panther is all about this jewel heist, but let's be real, if you want to steal something without anyone noticing, try taking the last slice of pizza at a party. People will be more focused on the missing pizza than any sparkling gem.

The Pink Panther

In The Pink Panther, the diamond is this priceless treasure, but honestly, if I had it, I'd probably use it as a paperweight or put it on a necklace and wear it to Walmart. You know, casual bling for everyday errands.

The Pink Panther

After watching The Pink Panther, I've concluded that the real mystery is how Inspector Clouseau keeps his job. I mean, if I messed up as much as he does, I'd be fired faster than you can say, Where's the pink diamond again?

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The Pink Panther makes me believe that being a detective is all about looking clueless and accidentally stumbling into solving crimes. Maybe that's the secret to crime-solving – just act confused, and the criminals will get so frustrated they turn themselves in.

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The Pink Panther is like a cat-and-mouse game, but with humans. Inspector Clouseau is the cat, and the diamond thief is the mouse. I'm just waiting for someone to introduce a cheese subplot – maybe that's the real motive behind the heist.

The Pink Panther

I was watching The Pink Panther and thinking, if Inspector Clouseau worked at a jewelry store, every theft would be an inside job. He'd accidentally lock himself in the vault, and the thieves would have a field day while he's trying to figure out how to use the security system.

The Pink Panther

The Pink Panther is supposed to be this elusive, sophisticated jewel thief, right? I think my cat qualifies as a better jewel thief. He steals my earrings, hides them under the couch, and then looks at me like, 'What? I'm just accessorizing!

The Pink Panther

Watching The Pink Panther is like witnessing the most dysfunctional police force ever. Inspector Clouseau is stumbling around, accidentally solving crimes, and his sidekick is just there to pick up the pieces. It's like a comedy duo, but one of them doesn't know they're in a comedy.

The Pink Panther

I saw The Pink Panther the other day, and it got me thinking – if that pink diamond is so valuable, why doesn't the detective just sell it and retire? I mean, come on, Inspector Clouseau, it's not rocket science; it's basic financial planning.

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