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You ever notice how once you hit your twenties, Facebook becomes less about "poking" and more about "parental control"? I mean, seriously, I log in, and it's like entering a virtual retirement home. The Over Twenties Facebook – where your parents overshare, and your grandma comments on every post like it's a personal letter. And let's talk about the profile pictures. Remember the good old days when you could upload a goofy selfie without worrying about your mom commenting, "Honey, you should smile more, you look constipated." Now, every photo feels like a family portrait, and you've got to look like you're auditioning for the cover of a business magazine.
Seems like once you hit twenty, your Facebook feed transforms into a real-life soap opera. It's not about relationship status; it's about whether you've called your grandma lately. "John is in a complicated relationship with calling his relatives."
So, to the Over Twenties Facebook, where every post comes with a side of guilt and a sprinkle of unsolicited life advice.
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You know you've hit a certain age when your Facebook turns into a tech support hotline. I post a picture, and suddenly I've got comments like, "How do I download this?" or "Can you fix my computer?" It's not just the tech-challenged family members; even my friends have turned into amateur IT consultants. "Hey, you're good with computers, right?" No, Karen, I just know how to upload a cat meme. I'm not Bill Gates.
And then there are the private messages. "I think my account got hacked. Can you help?" Sure, because I'm Zuckerberg's right-hand man in my spare time.
To the Over Twenties Facebook, where everyone suddenly thinks you're a tech wizard just because you can update your status without breaking the internet.
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Events on the Over Twenties Facebook are a special kind of chaos. Remember when events were spontaneous and involved sneaking out of your parents' house? Now it's more like receiving a formal invitation to your cousin's kid's fifth birthday party. And the RSVPs? It's a digital battlefield. "Maybe Going" means, "I'll think about it if I don't find a better offer." And "Interested" means, "I'm not coming, but show me pictures so I can feel like I was there."
The notifications are relentless. "Your aunt invited you to the family barbecue." "Your mom invited you to Sunday dinner." It's like my family discovered the 'invite' button, and they're not afraid to use it.
To the Over Twenties Facebook, where every event feels like a mandatory family reunion, and declining an invitation is a social crime.
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Can we talk about the relationship drama on the Over Twenties Facebook? It's like a bad reality show. You've got your mom giving relationship advice, your aunt commenting with Bible verses, and that one cousin who thinks they're Dr. Phil. And don't get me started on the relationship status changes. In your teens, it was all about the excitement of being "In a Relationship" or the dramatic "It's Complicated." Now, it's more like "In a Relationship with Adult Responsibilities" or "It's Complicated because my partner won't do the dishes."
And the comments! Oh, the comments. It's a war zone of opinions. "You should get married." "Why aren't you married yet?" "Marriage is just a piece of paper." It's like a digital family reunion, and everyone's bringing their relationship baggage to the potluck.
To the Over Twenties Facebook, where love is complicated, and the relationship status is just as confusing as your taxes.
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