7 Jokes For The Opposite

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Updated on: Jul 02 2024

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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's uplifting!

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.

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