7+ Best One Liners Jokes For the new guy

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The new guy in the orchestra thought he could play all the instruments. I told him to pipe down.

I invited the new guy to join our band, but he said he wasn't sure if he could handle the drums. I told him not to worry; we're not that heavy metal.

Why did the new guy bring a pencil to the interview? He wanted to draw attention to himself.

The new guy at the bookstore said he's a bookworm. I hope he doesn't take that literally.

I asked the new guy if he likes camping. He said he can't stand it.

I told the new guy in the orchestra that we play by ear. He asked if that means he can leave his sheet music at home.

I told the new guy at the bakery he kneaded to be on a roll.

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