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What did the moth say when it hit the windshield? I’m headlight over heels!
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Why was the moth invited to the baseball game? It heard it was attracted to the lights!
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What did the moth say when she bumped into the lightbulb? Sorry, I’m just drawn to the bright side!
Moths at Night
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Why is it that moths only come out at night? It's like they're part of some secret society plotting against us. During the day, they're probably all sitting in tiny moth-sized boardrooms, discussing the best strategies for annoying the heck out of people trying to sleep.
Moths and Relationship Advice
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If moths were relationship counselors, they'd probably say, Keep fluttering around the same light, even if it burns you. It's the commitment that counts. No wonder moth relationships never last—they're all about that fiery passion.
Moth Conversations
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Ever tried reasoning with a moth? It's like having a conversation with a tiny, winged conspiracy theorist. No, Mr. Moth, I don't think the lamp is a portal to another dimension. And no, I don't want you to be my spirit guide.
Moths and Dreams
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Last night, I had a dream that moths were my life coaches. They were telling me to follow the light and embrace change. I woke up to find them fluttering around my bedside lamp, probably giving me a bill for their consultancy services.
Moths and Stealth Mode
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Moths are the ninjas of the insect world. You can't hear them coming, but suddenly, they're right in your face. I bet moth espionage is a thing. They're probably gathering intel on the best places to stage surprise attacks—like your bedroom.
Moth Stand-Up Comedy
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I imagine moths have their own stand-up comedy clubs where they tell jokes about humans. Why do humans always freak out when we fly near them? It's like they've never seen a tiny, harmless creature with a penchant for dive-bombing faces before!
The Moth in My Room
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You ever have those nights when you're trying to sleep, and suddenly there's this uninvited guest in your room? Yeah, it's not a burglar; it's not even a mosquito—it's the moth. The size of a small bird, with a flight pattern that suggests it just got its pilot's license from a cereal box.
Moth Wars
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I'm convinced moths are engaged in an intergalactic war with other insect species. They're like tiny Top Gun pilots doing aerial acrobatics in my living room. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a moth general somewhere, strategizing their next kamikaze mission.
Moth Navigation Skills
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Moths are like the GPS of the insect world, except they constantly recalculate the route. They'll fly right past a perfectly good lamp and head straight for your face. I can almost hear them saying, In 500 feet, turn left into the human's personal space.
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