6 The Honetmoon Jokes

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Updated on: May 18 2025

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I asked the hotel receptionist if they had a room with a view. They gave us a broom closet. I guess we're sweeping romance!
I told my wife she should write a book about our honeymoon. The title? 'Fifty Shades of Room Service.
My wife asked me if I had a map for our honeymoon. I said, 'No, but I have Google Maps, and it's never wrong.' We ended up in a cornfield.
I asked the hotel manager if the honeymoon suite had a mini-bar. He said, 'No, we have a full-sized bar. You're gonna need it!
My wife asked me if our honeymoon destination had Wi-Fi. I said, 'No, but the view is worth connecting to!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug on our honeymoon!

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