7+ Best Witty Jokes the holidays that will crack you up Jokes

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Why was the Christmas tree so bad at sewing? It kept dropping its needles!

Why did the ornament go to school? It wanted to be a little brighter!

Why did the gingerbread man go to school? To get his cookie-cation!

Why was the turkey asked to join the band? It had the drumsticks!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

Why did the ornament go to the doctor? It was feeling a little glassy!

Why don't Christmas trees knit? They always drop their needles!

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Harison US Jun 2024

Ingenious take on office holiday parties. : )

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