16 Jokes For The Hangover

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Updated on: Apr 30 2025

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Why did the hangover start a band? It heard it could make some 'head-banging' music!
What's a hangover's favorite type of music? Regret-ggae!
What's the difference between a hangover and a broken pencil? One's a headache, the other's a 'point' of regret.
Why did the coffee file a police report after the party? It got mugged!
What do you call the fear of getting a hangover? Sobriety!
Why did the tomato turn red during the hangover? It saw the salad dressing!

The Hangover

I had such a wild night that even my liver sent me a breakup text the next morning. It said, We need some space, and by space, I mean less tequila.

The Hangover

Hangovers are like that friend who overstays their welcome at your place. You wake up, and they're still there, messing with your head and leaving empty bottles as their calling card.

The Hangover

I've decided to create an app for hangovers. It's called RegretRadar. You input your night's activities, and it calculates the exact moment you'll wake up the next morning questioning your life choices. Spoiler alert: it's always too late.

The Hangover

The only thing worse than a hangover is trying to piece together what happened the night before. It's like watching a movie on fast forward, and all you can think is, Did I really high-five a stranger and declare them my spirit animal? Yep, welcome to the hangover chronicles.

The Hangover

Hangovers are like the unpaid internships of adulthood. You don't want them, you don't remember signing up for them, but there they are, demanding your attention and making you question your life decisions.

The Hangover

I'm convinced my hangovers have a secret society, and they meet every night to plan the most inconvenient time to strike. It's like my body is hosting its version of the Academy Awards for bad decisions.

The Hangover

The morning after a wild night feels like a crime scene investigation. I wake up, survey the room, and wonder, Who let Captain Tequila into my life last night, and why is he still here?

The Hangover

You ever wake up after a night out and think, Did I just attend an all-you-can-drink buffet for regrets? Because I woke up with a hangover that feels like it's auditioning for a lead role in my own personal disaster movie.

The Hangover

I tried that new hangover cure everyone's talking about—drinking a glass of water before bed. Yeah, apparently, my hangover didn't get the memo because it woke up the next morning ready to party and brought its friends nausea and regret along.

The Hangover

You know your hangover is next level when you wake up and the only thing you remember from last night is arguing with a street lamp because you were convinced it stole your wallet.

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