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Ever notice how in a group, someone always takes charge of ordering food for everyone? It's a crucial responsibility because if they mess it up, you're stuck with a mountain of unwanted mushrooms on your pizza, and suddenly, it's a fungi nightmare.
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You ever notice in a group, there's that one person who's always overdressed? We're just going for pizza, Brenda, not a red-carpet event. You're making the rest of us look like we just rolled out of bed – which, let's be honest, some of us did.
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You ever notice how in every group, there's that one person who insists on being the designated navigator? Like, we all have GPS on our phones, Karen, we don't need your outdated map-reading skills from the '90s.
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There's always that person in the group chat who never replies but reads every message. Are they a ninja or just waiting for the perfect moment to drop a bombshell observation? Either way, they're the mysterious silent observer.
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In every group, there's that one friend who insists on being the DJ. You try to share your favorite song, and they're like, "Yeah, that's cool, but have you heard this obscure indie band from the mountains of Nepal?" Suddenly, we're all musical explorers.
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In any group, there's that one person who claims they can fix anything. Something breaks, and suddenly they're the MacGyver of the group. I'm just waiting for the day they try to fix my life – "Don't worry, I've got duct tape and a positive attitude.
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There's a unique dance that happens when a group is trying to split a bill. Everyone pulls out their calculators, and suddenly, basic math becomes a complex algorithm. "I had one extra fry, so that's at least 37 cents more for me.
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In every group, there's that unspoken agreement about who's going to take the group photo. And somehow, it's always the person with the shortest arms who ends up holding the camera, trying to capture the perfect shot while everyone else contorts into weird poses.
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Have you ever been in a group where everyone is trying to decide where to eat? It's like a battlefield of indecision. "I don't know, what do you feel like?" "I'm good with anything." It's a culinary stalemate, and we all end up settling for the least objectionable option.
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