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You know you're getting old when you bend down to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. I mean, the only six-pack I'm working on these days is the one in my fridge! And speaking of six-packs, I used to have abs. Now
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You ever notice that grandmas have a saying for everything? My grandma used to say, "If you can't say something nice, make it funny." So here I am. But seriously, grandmas have a way of dropping wisdom like it's hot. My grandma told me, "Life is like a roll of
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You know you're getting older when you bend down to tie your shoelaces and forget why you're there. I call it a senior moment; my wife calls it selective hearing. But let's be honest, my brain is like an internet browser with 47 tabs open, and they're all frozen. Memory
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