5 Jokes For The Corner

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 31 2024

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The Corner Store Owner

Dealing with quirky customers and bizarre requests
A guy walked in and said, "Do you have any time machines?" I told him, "No, but our microwave can make a minute feel like an eternity!

The Pigeon on the Corner

Trying to maintain dignity while dealing with humans
This lady asked me if I knew the way to the nearest park. I said, "Sure, just follow your nose. Humans have this amazing GPS called 'sniff and wander.'

The Street Performer

Balancing creativity and dealing with indifferent passersby
Someone handed me a dollar and said, "Make it disappear." I replied, "Sure, I'll add it to my savings account – poof, gone!

The Street Sweeper

Battling litterbugs and unpredictable weather
Rainy days are the worst. I'm out there sweeping, and people are like, "You know, water cleans things, right?" Yeah, but it doesn't magically make gum disappear. I'm not Harry Plopper – I mean, Potter!

The Traffic Light

Controlling the chaos and dealing with impatient drivers
One guy screamed, "Do you even lift, bro?" I'm a traffic light, not a dumbbell. Although, I do lift spirits when I turn green.

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