5 The 5th Sunday Of Easter B Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 12 2025

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The Tech-Challenged Church Techie

Dealing with technology on the 5th Sunday of Easter b
They handed me the church's social media accounts on the 5th Sunday of Easter b. I accidentally posted a selfie with the caption, "Holy moly, it's Sunday." Turns out, churchgoers prefer sermons to my selfie sermons.

The Confused Church-Goer

Trying to understand the 5th Sunday of Easter b
I asked the priest about the 5th Sunday of Easter b, and he said it's like a Marvel movie sequel. You didn't watch the first four, but you can still enjoy it. I guess Peter Parker is the Apostle we didn't know we needed.

The Guilty Acolyte

Coping with a missing communion cup on the 5th Sunday of Easter b
The priest caught me with a handful of communion cups on the 5th Sunday of Easter b. I told him it was for a game of holy beer pong. Let's just say, I'm not organizing any church social events anytime soon.

The Sleepy Sermon Listener

Staying awake during the sermon on the 5th Sunday of Easter b
The pastor asked if anyone was dozing during the sermon on the 5th Sunday of Easter b. I raised my hand and said, "I was just practicing my Amen yoga pose.

The Overwhelmed Choir Singer

Navigating the hymns for the 5th Sunday of Easter b
Last Sunday, I accidentally sang "Sweet Child o' Mine" during the 5th Sunday of Easter b. I figured Jesus was cool with a little Guns N' Roses variation, but the choir director disagreed.

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